Bad Blind Date
by Callie

Okay, so I have been dating my boyfriend for about a year... Actually a year to the day when he broke up with me. It was the first time my heart had actually been broken so my feelings were different then they had ever been. Well, My best friend Ashly wanted to help out so she set me up on a blind date with her boyfriend's friend. Neither of us had ever seen her boyfriend's friend but her boyfriend is hott so we just assumed. I had heard a great deal about the blind date though. He was a great christian, wanting to be a preacher/drafter. He was very fun and loving or so I was told. If the date was bad though, Ashly would fake a stomache ache and we'd go home.

The night of the date, Ashly and I are getting ready in my room and we look down and see her boyfriend and this guy with flowers. And right then I am in awe. How sweet for him to bring me flowers. And I will definitely not cancel a date when a guy brings flowers! Well, I don't play the whole have ur parents answer the door so I go to answer the door and I have yet to see the guy because of the massive flower bouquet. I take it from him say thank you and how nice it is to meet him, and he's actually alright looking. Great, I am excited... and then... HE SMILES. And he has like two teeth missing up front, and not even next to each other so he looks like a jack-o-lantern! I just try not to notice. So we proceed with plans.

We plan to go the fair so we drive my friend's cougar and I sit in the back with Ashly, but I am still friendly. We talk all the way up there, except him. Maybe he hadn't ever dated a girl with a full set of teeth, I have no clue. We get to the fair and I am ready to ride the Kama Kauzy, so I look at the guy and he is mortified. I actually feel sorry for him. So I tell him we don't have to ride anything he doesn't want to. He thanks me and we are fighting 3 year olds to get on the hand gliders. I talk him into riding the swings and he looks like he is about to vomit. Poor thing, I feel so bad.

We left the fair and decided to opt for the haunted hotel. We go to the hotel and he screams at everything. Even jumps into my arms and asks me to protect him. Who's the chick again? So anyways, I am ready to go home.

We go home and he walks me to the door, he asks for my phone number and I feelt sorry for him so i give it to him then block his number. Then he asks for a kiss. No Sir! He pushed it too far and I shut the door in his face. I am now dating my ex, he decided he loves me again and we are dating for two weeks now.

~February 2004

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