Dog Date
by Cristi

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I was at a bar with my friend, Sara, and noticed this guy following me and everytime I made eye contact with him, he would put on this big cheesy smile. Finally, he came over (he sort of smelled) and said "How can you ressist this face, you will give me your number right?" I am all like what the f***... but I had nothing to loose so I gave him my number. He left and an hour later, called me and asked me on a date. Sara said to go for it...

I decided to meet him at this cute little coffie shop. When I found him there, he was looking at these stuffed animals and saying,"Arn't these just adorable?", and begged me to get one for him. If you ask me, thats a little scary. I finally gave in and got him this brown & white spotted dog, wich he carried around with him for the rest of the date. Then he kept on asking me where I got my clothes from. This was a little too wierd. I faked having a head ache and asked him to take me home.

When we got to my house, I ran inside, shut the door on his face, and blocked his number. For the next hour or so, he stood outside of my house, howling like a dog.

The next morning I walked outside and found the dog that I had baught him the night before with note attached to it saying "Take me home."

I never had any contact with him after that.

~April 2004

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