Dog Puke and Sunglasses
by Picaso

I had met this guy at a youth retreat My Freshman year of H.S. that my church had attended and he was really cute. We spent the entire weekend together, and cheated to be in the same groups as each other. At the end he offered to e-mail me, and we talked on the phone quite a bit. He finally asked me out, and I accepted. We got together at the next youth retreat an made all kinds of plans to get together over the holidays because I had family in his area of Iowa.

We decided that the day before Christmas, my mother would pick him up and take us to the local mall to hang out. When we got up that morning at my uncle's house, we discovered that our dog, which had slept in the van, had puked ALL OVER the seats and floor. We traied the best we could to clean it all up, and you couldn't see it anymore, but you could smell it!

He sat in the van with me to the mall and backs just about gagging! But it wasn't even worth it because our "date" consisted of walking the mall 24 times! I counted...everytime we walked past Fredricks of Hollywood, because he made a retarted comment everytime. He spent the whole time talking about the $500 Okleys he was saving up for, and about how many other girls liked his sunglasses.

What a waste of space!

~February 2004

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