Bad Date Stories
4 Doozie Bad Dates

I was introduced to this date who "claimed" to be rich and a millionaire. When we met, he acted like he couldn't stand to touch me. When I went to shake his hand, he ran off. I had no ideal he went and lied to all of his buddies saying I tried to rape him in the bathroom, trying to give him AIDS, even though it NEVER happened. He married a prositute 10 years later.

I met another date we went out one time I paid for the food the movie and the entertainment. He claimed he was broke He told me all he wanted from me was a baby. I left him.

I met another date. He came in a cab even though he said he had a car. He wore a purple leather jacket and purple leather pants with very dirty white cowboy boots even though it was the 4th of July! He talked like Mike Tyson, and wore very cheap perfume that I was allergic to. We went out I had to pay for everything even though he claimed to have $10,000. Well we sat around while he bragged about how many sex partners he had. I was ready to go out to dinner. He walked me to KFC when I had to pay then as son as we got home, he then tells me he is broke and he needs to go home. I had to pay for his bus ticket back. It's not over. Every week, him his mom or someone be calling me not for a date, not to thank me, but to beg for some money. It's $200 here or $300 there. Something always getting cut off at their house (they never have lights, gas, or water) and I sent a friend to investigate. Seems my date have a very serious drug problem. He smokes dope, pot and crack. He spend ALL of his money on drugs and all the money I sent him on drugs. They never pay the bills. When they call me the next time, I confront them and they began cussing me out. I slammed the phone down and never talk to them since.

I met another date. This was my LAST one! He beat on my door like he had a attitude. I politely told him to come in. He was FUNKY! He smelled like armpitts, feet, and butt! He came in giving me a lopsided homeade candle he made himself out of a kit, even though he claims to be a multi-millionaire. He sat down and me him and my mom talked. On the phone, he planned on taking me out to dinner and shopping, but he didn't do that, NO! Instead, he was trying to listen in on my mom while she was on the phone. When he couldn't, he got upset and started frowning. I kept saying "Let go, I am ready." He kept saying "Wait! I ain't ready yet. My mom went to the bathroom. He then ordered me to strip. I told him, "No! Because I am a Mormon and I am not stripping for no one!" Then he said, Well, You are worthless! You don't need a man!" and he left and sped off. My mom came back from the bathroom saying what happened? I said he just left. She was VERY dissapointed. This was 3 days ago From now on, no more men for me. I am living alone!

~by Dee
November 2002

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