Bad Date Stories
A Persistent Man and His Motor Home

It was a rainy mid-week night and this guy, who my sister wanted to fix me up with, called. We chatted and he seemed nice and very energetic. I enjoyed chatting with him and he said that even though it was late notice would I have dinner with him that night. I figured it would be ok. After I agreed he mentioned that because he is an avid hunter that he sold his car and bought a motor home to drive on his hunting trips. I don't know why I was surprised then when he pulled up to pick me up in an RV! I figured I'd be a good sport and tried to be interested in the vehicle. He pulled me inside and gave me the tour. "And back here," he proudly said, "is the sh*tter!"I could not believe he would talk like that on a date. So, I made the best of it and said, "Well that's good - I could powder my nose whenever.." He replied, "YUP! You can take a whiz back there whenever you want to!"

Dinner was pretty uneventful and he took me home. I was relieved when he did not try to kiss me. I figured from then on, I could avoid him.

As my car was in the shop, my sister had agreed to meet me at the train station and drive me home after work. I got off the train and was looking around for my sister's car. Instead I saw the Sh*tter waving to me frm his RV. He said that he called our house and when he asked for me, my sister told him that he could come and get me and take me home as a surprise! (she knew how I felt but wanted to get out of picking me up)He gave me little white chocolate bunnies that tasted repulsive and begged me to go on another date and said he would even borrow his parents' car!

I spent the next morning at work thinking of how I was going to get out of this date. I only had to work half a day and still had to take the train home. As it was only 1:00, the train was very empty - except for HIM! The sh*tter was on my train. He waved energetically from his seat and made me sit next to him. He told me how excited he was about the date. Ugh! I did not know how to get out now. Then he said, "If I don't get to kiss you, I'll just die."

At the beginning of the date, as we waited for our table, he irritated me with his rude comments about what I could do with the vibrating beeper-thing from the restaurant. He took me home and planted a pointy, hard and thin-lipped kiss on me . Ouch!

I finally told him that we had nothing in common and he argued and strenuously disagreed. Now, how can you argue your way out of dumped?

~by an Anonymous Girlposse.com Reader
~May 2003

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