Dating No-No
The Aspiring Musician

Girls: If you love music, and it is truly something you admire, and you find yourself helplessly drawn to wanna be rock stars, stage crew, road crew etc take some advice. Get your own mic and ROCK on stage yourself! If you love music all that much why hang with a guy who is only going to upstage you all the time anyway? If you have any talent, most likely he's going to shoot yours down in order to build himself up. Ego here....

YOU KNOW you are dating a rocker when:
In the first few phone conversations he tells you he is still living at home with mom and dad because he is "working on his music career".

YOU KNOW you are dating a rocker when:
He has no money left, he can't come see you because he is broke and he is selling the last of his stuff to buy more music gear.

YOU KNOW you are dating a rocker when:
He tells you really stupid past stories about working for Prince...

YOU KNOW you are dating a rocker when:
He cheats on you because his ego demands more attention ...

YOU KNOW you are dating a rocker when:
Your friends refer to him as mr. "tan in a can"..

YOU KNOW you are dating a rocker when:
He's more worried about getting to the gym to build those biceps than paying his child support..

YOU KNOW you are dating a rocker when:
When it's finally OVER, you sit down and write your own song...a really good one...and you wonder why you didn't do that when you were with him??

Leave the wanna be Rockers for the ladies who know very little about music and will admire and believe him no matter what he does....your talent scares the crap out of him ;)

~by "been there done that in Cali"
~May 2003

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