Bad Date Stories
you know it's time to end the date when....

I met this guy when I worked in a music store in the mall. Most of the guys around my town don't dress too well so I was impressed with his style. Kind of 50's style (shiny shoes, slick hair etc. like the Fonz). Anyway, he askes me out and I agree. He picks me up in his old school El Camino and the whole way to the theater, he's playing oldies. I begin to notice a pattern. We leave the movies and he askes if I want to grab a bite to eat. I say yes. He says "I know the best place in town" and takes me to a fifties diner! As we're looking at the menu, he says "This place has the worst food!" And I ask "Then WHY did you take me here?" and he says "Because, they have the best jukebox in town. Where have YOU been?" I said "The ninties!" If thats not enough, we get back in his car, he starts trying to do some heavy duty tonsil hockey, which was a bad idea at this point, and he gets on top of me, looks psychotically into my eyes and says..."I want to chop your head off and mount it on my wall!" Needless to say, the date was over. It's like me momma used to always say "When your date threatens to severe body parts, it's time to go home."

~Mandi, A Girlposse.com Reader
October, 2001

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