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Best Break-up Lines

Last month we asked our Members to tell us the worst break-up lines they had ever used, or had used on them. Thank-you to all who submitted. It was great to read just what some of you had said or heard in order to break up with someone.

Here are some of the funniest and lamest lines given and received. In no particular order.

• The reason I don't want to go out with you anymore is that I think we've seen to much of each other!
• I love you very much but lets us just be friends for now.
• I discovered I have a mild form of epilepsy and you bring on attacks because you make me too excited to be around you.
• I want a divorce because you smoke.  (Something he knew I did when he married me, lol!!)
• I need some time to find myself.
• I have a pet dog, he kisses like you, his breath is like yours, he pants like you.  I love him dearly but I wouldn't want to marry him. Lets part before this goes any farther.
• I won't be able to see you again, I'm getting married on Saturday.
• Boyfriend to girlfriend: "I'm really sorry, but I've found another man."
• Life is for living...but living ain't easy when living with you! I'm getting on with my life. Take it easy.
• I'm not good enough for you . . . you need to find someone who will treat you right.
• Do you think my old girlfriend still likes me?
• I love you lots but I have got to spread my wings and fly like an eagle.
• My mom said in order for me to go on vacation with my family, I can't have a girlfriend. Sorry.
• We just grew apart I don't need you anymore.
• So, I spend too much of your money, is that it.

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