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Valentine’s Day Special

I gotta go
It was the 2nd date. We were supposed to go to a baseball game, however, it was raining, and I did not want to sit in the rain.  So I suggested dinner and a movie. I drove, as his car was in the shop. My car was a Geo Metro.  We went to dinner at Chili's.  The dinner conversation was awful.  After dinner he excused himself to the bathroom. He was gone at least 10 minutes.

After dinner, I was thinking I should ditch him, because I could see were this was going, and I drove.  But I didn't. So we checked out movies at the local theaters and decided just to rent one.  Well, after renting "In the garden of good and evil", which was the longest worst movie...we proceded to the store to get some wine. There was a big dip in the road and as my date was sitting with his legs crossed at the knee and I went over the dip, he moaned.  I looked at him and he replied, "Let's just say what I went to do didn't get accomplished", meaning in the bathroom.  For a second date this  was way too much information.

  So we got to the store and as we are walking through the doors he looks at me again and says, "I gotta go Pooopie".  I could not believe this. However, I still did not leave. We went up and down the aisles looking for our beverages, and he walked slower and slower. I finally told him to ask where the bathroom was.  He was gone another 15 minutes...I should have left him then.  Needless to say I dropped him off at home and speed away.

~Stooge, Girlposse.com Reader
February 2001

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