Misc. Reviews
Cannes 2000: Sun, Stars and Cellulite

Well, fresh back from Cannes, where we attended gala after gala...we had great weather and the sun was so very Provençal! Warm, dry, and perfect...At night we saw the stars...like Thora Birch from American Beauty, Sean Penn,
James Caan, DAnny Aiello, Heidi Klum, the Phoenix brother - hunk from Gladiator...even Elton John.

And of course - the very un-French Cellulite show..ooops Victoria Secret Fashion Show...yes, Girls, while the guys in your life were logging onto the web, for peeks from the Fashion Cams off the runway, let me tell you that
from 8 rows back off the runway, the cellulite was swinging!

The next time you open up that VS catalog, just say "REtouch." While your boyfriend, hub, or significant whatever is rifling through your mail looking for this weeks catalog, smile inside and remember this - in real life those gorgeous gals we get body envy over have real live, on the booty and on the thighs CELULLITE. I'm not naming names, but they have it! Whatever it comes from, Hormones, heredity or Haagan Daz, Cellulite is an equal opportunity body appendage...tall, short, pencil thin or ample, it strikes with no mercy..

But remember the next time you glance at those sleek legs curving out from that whisper of a G string...that photographer has a friend and that model has a god-send..the retoucher.

I saw it and as reported on E!, every man liked the show from the front, and all the women sighed relief when they saw the rears.........

~B., September 2000

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